There's This Fabulous Thing Called Spring Break

Hey guys!!! It's your host, Alibi August, and welcome to Life Seen From A Teenage Girl!!

I kid you guys! My blog isn't a game show! If you thought my blog was a game show, I seriously worry about you, like seriously.

ENOUGH OF THE GAME SHOWS!! Today is March 29th, and for all of you people who don't go to school in Pleasanton, California (that's wear I live), ITS SPRING BREAK!!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS NOW!!! I'm just so happy!!

Also, Happy Good Friday y'all! And, happy birthday to Emily!! (she's my friend!) And if it your birthday today too, Happy Birthday!!! WOOT WOOT!!!! I absolutely love birthdays, even if not my birthday. Wow, so I got off topic really quickly.

BACK ON TOPIC!!

So Spring Break guys!! What are you guys doing? Oh you're going to Mexico? Wow, I'm obsessing over 1D. Soooooo ya,  :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oNtaW8X7qQ- I'm watching that right now!! GO WATCH IT!! IT'S ONE DIRECTION SINGING TEENAGE DIRTBAG!! 'CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY!!

Oh lord, please save me!!

I'm bawling right now, because One Direction does this to me, makes me bawl my eyes out. No freaking joke.

Okay, I've calmed down a ton.

Until Next Time Butterflies,

Alibi
P.S.- Why are butterflies called butterflies???

I Don't Even Know What This Post is About... Just Go With It

HEY AGAIN!!! I know I just posted, but I had 3 cups of coffee and I'm feeling a little hyper!!!

I just feel I should tell you what's on my mind

My thoughts go in order by the top of my head:

1. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU! BUT I'M FEELING 22!!!!!!
2. OMG! Ricky freaking Dillon is the bomb.com
3. Is bomb.com a real website? Tell me if you know!!
4. I AM CRYING GUYS!!! I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE WITH HARRY STYLES!!!
5. Dumb Ways To Die!!! So many dumb ways to die (video link, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw)
6. Coffee is an evil, evil thing. BUT ITS SO GOOD!!
7. Does anyone else feel sweaty and clammy after drinking coffee?
8. BLEGH!! I AM CRYING BECAUSE COFFEE HATES ME!!
9. I just want to ride a narwhal, yes I did say narwhal!! 
10. IM ON SPRING BREAK NOW!! WOOT WOOT!! A WHOLE WEEK OF NO SCHOOL!!

So ya guys, basically my life :D

This is my favorite gif right now:

It's Ariana Grande!! SHE IS AMAZAYN!!!!!


Ugh, I am all sweaty and I've been at Honda for about 4 hours now. WOW!!!!

I bet you don't even know what my shirt says? You want to know now, okay here it is:

It says I Love Boys With Accents, because it's very, very true.


Sorry guys, I just needed to vent out right now.

To make up for my behavior, I'm posting funny gif's enjoy:

Wow guys, I am awkward.

ENOUGH OF MY WEIRDNESS!
Peace out homie g's!!

-Alibi :D :D

At Honda, whaaaa?

HEYO my readers, it's Aleebee!!! And right now I'm at Honda, because my madre (mother, for all you non spanish speakers) is getting a new car after 8 loooooooooooong years!!!

*cue tears*

I kid!!! I am exhausted and bored, and I just want to sleep, so I'm just posting fabulous pictures of moi!

OH YA!! IM SOOOOOOO BOSS!!! :D

JKJK!

Sorry, this is a very sucky post, but tomorrow, it will be better.

Comment on what you think I should do next?

Adios (bye for non-spanish speakers)
-Alibi :D

Fangirling 101

HEY GUYS!! IT'S ALIBI!! WELCOME BACK TO MY BLOG!!!! RIGHT NOW, I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS 'CAUSE I LUFF YOU GUYS!

Back to reality guys. So I'm in my pj's, and I realized I didn't blog today. So I just thought of how I would show you how I fangirl. :) If you don't know what fangirling is, walk away from moi. Or like my future husband said:

I kid you guys!!! I will give you the exact definition of fangirling
Fangirling: v. the reaction a fangirl has to any mention or sighting of the object of her "affection". These reactions include shortness of breath, fainting, highpitched noises, shaking, fierce head shaking as if in the midst of a seizure, wet panties, endless blog posts, etc.

So ya, this is what I do when I see people I like
 I fangirl for the following: (in no particular order, I just think of the ones off the top of my noggin)

1. One Direction
2. Justin Bieber
3. Brittani Louise Taylor
4. Shane Dawson
5. Tobuscus
6. Andrea Russet
7. Tyler the Creator
8. Union J
9. PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!! (OMG! Did you watch the one from Tuesday! IT WAS AMAZAYN!)
10. Taylor Swift (Directioners, I know about Haylor, your point is invalid)

 And the list goes on, and on.

Right now I'm babysitting, and my sisters are watching Wizards of Waverly Place. So many memories come back to me. IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOOOOOOOOW!
If you don't know the Celine Dion song, It's All coming back, I'll put the video of this song right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi6n5679KCk
Go listen to some of it, the song is like 8 minutes long, so yah.


WOW, I look like a spaz fangirling

Until tomorrow my fantabulous ligers, Au Revior!!!
-Alibi

An Average Day For MOI!

HEY Y'ALL!!! It's moi! Aleebee. Hahaha I kid, it's Alibi, like the word Alibi. So ya guys.

Before I get really awkward, I just wanted to let you know how my day works compared to yours.

Mine is the untypical teen day

CHART!!!! (actually bullet points, but whateves...) :

• 5:30 AM-5:40: Wake up, and obsess over 1D! (yes I'm a fangirl, your point is invalid)
• 5:45 AM-7:05 AM: Take a shower, get ready, eat food, read 1D fanfics, yada yada yada!
• 7:10 AM: Leave for school (I have an extra class, because I'm a head dork, and love music)
• 7:35 AM-3:03 PM: SCHOOL!!! The time of day I hate, because its confuzzling, and I can't watch PLL, because I need to catch up!! And I also can't obsess over my favorite band, or my husband!! What is wrong with me???
• 3:15 PM: Get picked up from the Library, it's such a hard trek to cross the street.
• 3:45 PM-5:30 PM: I get home and obsess some more
• 5:40 PM- 6:30 PM: I do homework, even though I absolutely HATE  it with a burning passion, but if I want to go to Julliard, I have to have good grades
• 6:40 PM -10:00 PM: I EAT, OBSESS OVER 1D, READ, WATCH BRITTANI LOUISE TAYLOR, WATCH 1D VIDEOS, AND SING AND ACT, THEN I GO TO SLEEP!! 

Every day, my day is the exactly the same.
Here's pics of me right now trying to act out my day (btw, I look hideous!! JK, I just feel icky today)

SLEEPING!

Status: Fangirl

Le Me pretending to be in class

Fangirling once again *sigh*

Math, oh how I hate you!!

Watching BLT, MY IDOL!!


AND THE DAY GOES ON AND ON!!!! :D

Peace out Homie G's


-ALIBI!!!